Mister Monkee Fan Club

Welcome to the club, I love you!

By signing this official identification I pledge my undying loyalty to Mister Monkee. I will do whatever he says. He does not smell bad and he is very famous OK.

Please note that by acquiring one of these cards you agree to the following terms and conditions:

• You must always excuse any and all of Mister Monkee's behavior, regardless of circumstances.
• You acknowledge that Mister Monkee is extremely famous and deserves your unwavering respect.
• You waive any right to complain about these terms, as Mister Monkee knows best.
• Failure to comply may result in additional banana-related obligations.